- That's Public Relations
So, as you can see, Marketing
DOES
NOT = Advertising
Advertising is actually
a sub-set of Promotion, which is one part of Marketing
Some very "politically correct" people didn't like the joke and said that it was sexist in the context of an academic environment.
Well.......... I don't teach
academics, I teach business and marketing and I'll use "whatever
means necessary" to get the message across, and of all the marketing
techniques (sex, humour and fear) the perfect combination of sex and humour
is very powerful in convincing listeners about the message.
so......... if you are sensitive
person and easily get mad at jokes that are not perfectly politically correct,
read no further - go here or here
or here
For all the ladies who have asked, "What is marketing?", the following analogies will help clear it up...
You
see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed."
-
That's Direct Marketing.
You
see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "Clint Eastwood
said I'm fantastic in bed."
-
That's Celebrity Marketing.
You're
at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-
That's Advertising.
You're
at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's more fantastic
in bed than the brunette by the window."
-
That's Comparative Advertising.
You're
at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "Every guy at the McDonald's
on Finch Avenue says She's fantastic in bed."
-
That's Institutional Advertising, and...... Corporate Endorsement.
You
see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-
That's Telemarketing.
|
You're
at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up
to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Public Relations |
You're
at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear
you're fantastic in bed."
-
That's Brand Recognition.
You're
at a party and see several handsome guys with whom you have never slept
with before. You walk up to them and say "I'm fantastic in bed"
-
That's Market Penetration.
You're
at a party and see a handsome guy who you slept with before. You walk up
to him and say "I'd like to sleep with you again in a different position"
-
That's Market Development.
 |
You're
at a party and see several handsome guys with whom you have never slept
with before. Open your top more, tug down your pants to expose your thong,
and walk up to them and say "I'm fantastic in bed"
- That's Product Development. |
You're
at a party and see several handsome guys with whom you have never slept
with before. You look at the girls with the guys. You walk up to the girls
and say "I'm fantastic in bed"
-
That's Product Diversification.
 |
You're
at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your
friend.
- That's a Sales Rep. Your
friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
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You're
at a party, you walk around the room asking the men how much money they
have in their wallets, if they have a car, and if they have a job, then
you decide which ones to give your phone number to
-
That's Target Market Segmentation
You're
at a party, you tell one guy "I'm fantastic in bed!", he turns to the next
guys and says "She's fantastic in bed", this second guy turns to a third
guy and says "She's fantastic in bed"
-
That's Viral Marketing
You're
on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men
in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof
of
one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
-
That's Spam.
You're
at a party, you tell one guy "I'm fantastic in bed!", her ignores you because
there are several other women at the party.
-
That's Elastic Demand
You're
at a party, you tell one guy "I'm fantastic in bed!", he jumps on you right
away and offers you dinner and a movie - there are no other women at the
party.
-
That's Inelastic Demand
You're
at a party, you tell one guy "I'm fantastic in bed!, and.... you only have
to take me to Burger King afterwards, but that blonde, you'll have to take
to the Keg"
- That's Price Differentiation
You're
at a party, you tell one guy "I'm fantastic in bed!", he's interested and
to gives you his number, later in the evening you meet several other guys
and the hesitate to give you a number because a whole bunch of new girls
have arrived. At the end of the night you give your number to the ugly
looking guy collecting empties.
-
That's the Product Life Cycle
You
see several handsome guys at a party. You go up to them and using covert
hugging and flicking off imaginary lint, you manage to slip your telephone
number into their wallets. You also take out any other telephone numbers
they may have collected and write your telephone number over top of those
numbers, in bigger letters.
-
That's Search Engine Optimization.
(added
by WTGR)
All the Best,
Stefanie
Some of the lines of this
joke can still be seen at http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_374.htm
Some other lines were made
up by Prof. Richardson's students that contributed ideas once this first
got posted.